There's mutual masturbation - but how aesthetically pleasing, I passed out twice

Oh, she was sweating globally! I thought I came in her by accident

Jerked off in the toilet in public, then gave it to a guy at home, like, decent

She's got a great body! I'll win at cards and take a piss inside her

That feeling when she takes off her panties and you know she's gonna get in your face

It's not too much to ask-- doggystyle up as soon as I show you a boner